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River Murders by christopher3337606, literature

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River Murders

So my dad's the landlord for a house in Darien Georgia. He evicted a really trashy family cause they stopped paying rent. We just stopped by the house and it's trashed. Rotting food in the fridge, trash everywhere, and the weirdest part, underwear on the floor in EVERY ROOM. Like random bras and panties of every size all over the place all over the house. My dad got to cleaning the fridge while I had to put a ridiculous amount of underwear in a trash bag. (Wearing gloves of course , I don't know where they've been) But what makes it 10 times creepier is that I found a CD underneath a couch with the words "River Murders" written in sharpie

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The bus driver. by christopher3337606, literature

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Jeff the Sexy Butterfly (A short story) by Cookie-Waffle, literature

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Jeff the Sexy Butterfly (A short story)

One day Jeff ran into Jane, Jane started tell him off. And all Jeff could think was, "Wow, Jane is such a bitch! But she shure is hot! Hey, I wonder what butterfly guts taste like..." Then the boy ran off to find a butterfly to eat. He asked BEN for advise on how to catch one. "Hey BEN, BEN, BEN, BEN, BENNY, BENNY, BENJAMIN, BENJAMIN FRANKLIN, hey BEN, BENNY, BENJI, BEN." Then BEN replied, "WHAT?!" Then Jeff said in a creepy voice, "I'M HUNTING BUTTERFLIES, DO YOU HAVE AND TIPS ON HOW TO CATCH ONE?" Then BEN said, "I don't know? Use the butterfly mating call or something." Then Jeff said, "THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!" Then Jeff set out into the wo

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christopher3337606

Jul 6, 2014

vertical seafood taco

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Its eaten raw not fried. ;)

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May 31, 2014

Bigfoot

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What if Bigfoot is just naturally blurry?

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May 24, 2014

Oxygen

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What if oxygen is really poison? It just takes 80-100 years of exposure to take effect.

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Feb 4, 2015

Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 years

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